Muastérbate helps promote skin and hair health. Start stroking and start growing. Vanilla oils stimulate hormones like testosterone and estrogen. Our Muastérbate lotion is perfect for general skin maintenance and contains great anti-oxidant effects.
Hand crafted with 100% Organic essential oil blends, top sourced ingredients, & lab tested CBD isolate with no artificial dyes. * Muastérbate does not guarantee wiener growth.

About Us

All our flower is grown in Los Angeles to preserve quality & support local businesses.

Our products are tested locally by the most trusted resource group, Cannasafe.

Our Process

We take pride in making our products the perfect vibe curator.

Each strain is crafted to match your desired mood. Manufacturing possible with our partner RioVerde.